What better way to understand the complex web of online dating than getting a first-hand scoop from all Gen Z and millennial singles out there? When it comes to Bumble, an app that proudly sits on the motto ‘Where women make the first move’, throwing a pickup line is like walking on eggshells – you can easily offend/ upset someone and be thrown in that dreaded pile of seenzone. To ease your online dating dilemmas, and for all dating amateurs out there who don’t know how to break the ice without a virtual facepalm, we scoured Reddit to dig out some of the most popular, funny and wittiest pickup lines that have worked wonders for online daters out there.
Here are the top (funny and cute) Bumble pickup lines we found on Reddit.
Best Bumble pickup lines on Reddit you must try out
We scoured through many Reddit threads like ‘r/pickuplines’, ‘r/ Bumble’ and more to see some of the most popular pickup lines users have upvoted and shared extensively. While we found a handful of these to be really good, there’s a host of cringe (and borderline creepy) phrases that would only cause secondhand embarrassment. Nonetheless, they’ve still made the cut.
While on Bumble, the ball is literally in the girl’s court to make a lasting impression. Still, many single men on Bumble have repeatedly called out how 90% of the time they’re greeted with nothing but a bland ‘Hi’ ‘Hey’ or ‘How are you’.
One (anguished) Bumble user wrote his concerns on Reddit, and his opinion was echoed by many. He mentioned, “It’s generally down to the guy to keep the conversation going, keep the woman interested, reel her in, and be the one creating witty one-liners and showing interest in her profile and photos. That’s just how it is.”
Ladies, men need to be perused too! If you’re tired of mulling over creative pickup lines or just don’t know where to start, our list will give all you guys and girls plenty of options to choose from. It’s time to spruce up your dating game.
Girls, try out these smooth-as-butter one-liners
- “I’m no Rapunzel but I’d still let you pull my hair.”
- “Heard you like bad girls. Well, I’m bad at everything.” *blink instead of wink*
- “Need me to tie your laces? Cos I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”
- “Redstone is red, Lapis is blue. I’d rather quit to main menu than respawn without you.”
- “Sorry, I took so long to reply. I am still deciding on which picture you look your best in.”
- “Are you the square root of -1? Because you’re actually unreal.”
- “You have a bit of cute on your face.”
- “Don’t you work for Samsung? Cause I want to get into your galaxy.”
Guys, here are some funny and witty pickup lines Reddit users swear by
- “If you cook like you walk, I would eat the burnt rice from the bottom of the frying pan.”
- “I’m too drunk to hit on you right now but if you give me your number I’ll hit on you tomorrow.”
- “Are you my last 1099 check? Because I want 100% of you.”
- “Hi, are you from Tennessee? Cuz you’re the only ten I see!”
- “Hi my name is (____) if anyone is looking to make a mistake tonight.”
- “Hey, you’re beautiful. Can I tell you that again next Saturday over dinner?”
- “Men are trash so help the environment and pick me up?”
- “I went to your boyfriend’s Instagram page. It said ‘Edit profile’.”
- “Hey girl, is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you.”
- “Einstein says everything is relative, but your beauty is absolute.”
- “Are you http? Because without you I’m just ://”
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Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
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What’s a good first text on Bumble?
Try initiating the conversation with a sweet compliment, or a witty one-liner, react to their photos, talk over a shared interest (if any) or ask an ice-breaking question.
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How to flirt on Bumble?
Try gauging their attention with a funny one-liner (don’t get borderline creepy, personal or offensive), ask them questions related to their profile, compliment them or ask a meaningful open-ended question.
